You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland

"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw) 07/27/2015 at 13:26 • Filed to: Boner pills, Shop

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Today, in Shit Customers Leave In Cars...

The !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! time something interesting was openly left in a customer’s car it was highly illegal and, shall we say, fragrant. This time, it was a more subtle, and found when we took the seat out of a car to lift the carpets after it was !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! with water.

Without further delay, I thrust upon you the Hotrod 5000 boner pill:

And now, to clear your mind, here’s a Hot rod:

And a 5000.

CalzoneGolem > RallyWrench 07/27/2015 at 13:30

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Seems like a gag gift. Pun intended.

RallyWrench > CalzoneGolem 07/27/2015 at 13:32

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I dunno man, it’s complements of Mr. S Leather... sounds legit.

Sn210 > RallyWrench 07/27/2015 at 13:41

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This is how Fiat converts 500’s into 500L’s, right?

TheHondaBro > RallyWrench 07/27/2015 at 13:43

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CalzoneGolem > RallyWrench 07/27/2015 at 13:46

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Yeah ... totally.

RallyWrench > Sn210 07/27/2015 at 13:48

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It was supposed to be, but they got an accidental overdose.

PS9 > RallyWrench 07/27/2015 at 13:50

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OH GOD THIS WORD IS RUINED FOR ME FOREVERRRRR

Pixel > RallyWrench 07/27/2015 at 13:52

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For extra creepiness, Mr S is a leather/kink/fetish store catering to gay men.

Might want to give that back seat an extra shampooing.

RallyWrench > PS9 07/27/2015 at 13:56

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4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > CalzoneGolem 07/27/2015 at 14:03

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Badoosh. It’s legit http://www.n101.com/hotrod-5000.ht…

Tapas > RallyWrench 07/27/2015 at 14:11

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Well Mr. S Leather, thats one way to compliment a man - tell him he needs supplements for his hot rod and then gift him with said supplements worth $0.00.

I shall do this at my office party :D

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > RallyWrench 07/27/2015 at 14:18

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So? Was it flood damaged?

RallyWrench > Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig 07/27/2015 at 14:31

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Nothing apparent yet, we’re getting it all dried out before further inspection. Water had pooled in the driver’s floor pretty good. Fortunately there were no modules submerged.

CalzoneGolem > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 07/27/2015 at 14:39

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Nice try HR department!

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > CalzoneGolem 07/27/2015 at 14:41

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But you can add two inches in 20 seconds! Please buy?

CalzoneGolem > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 07/27/2015 at 14:44

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I can do that already.

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > RallyWrench 07/27/2015 at 15:00

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No no. I don’t care about the car. The pill, man. THE PILL.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Pixel 07/27/2015 at 15:06

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The back seat won’t need shampooing. That’s what the play room in the basement, with three locks on it, so the kiddies don’t find it, is for.

StoneCold > RallyWrench 07/27/2015 at 15:10

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Plot twist:

It’s a suppository.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > RallyWrench 07/27/2015 at 15:14

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I mean, of all the things that he could have bought from Mr. S Leather, that’s really tame. Although it is a quirky way of finding out certain things about your customers.

They could have been more direct, as the story was relayed to Tom.

And it’s not as if they left say, AHEM, larger accessories behind. Yes, Mr. S sells those too.

RallyWrench > Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig 07/27/2015 at 15:23

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Ah, well then... No, it seemed to be, um, fully erect intact.

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > RallyWrench 07/27/2015 at 15:29

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Excellent. I’ll text you my address.